 |  |
Let's face it when it comes to your man going to the strip club, you want to know why. Why does he insist on going to see some hoochie mama when he's got a queen at home, right? Well, let's face facts, it's not all about the women. Did you read what I just wrote? It's not all about the women. Want to know why?
Of course you do..lol Who wouldn't? There are several reasons men go to the strip club and yes women do play a role, but it's only a small part. Other more important reasons that men go are for the comradery amongst their brethren, a killer sound system, a never ending bar, deep thought and finally fantasy.
You're probably thinking, "Yeah right", but I'm going to go into detail for you and break each one down.
You're probably thinking, "Yeah right", but I'm going to go into detail for you and break each one down.
Reason #1 Comradery
3 Guys Ready For A Wild Night "No that's wrong because he can go and hang out with the guys at anytime", right? Well, that could very well be an option, but it won't be anything like it is in the strip club. You see instead of just Jake, Ty and Cliff, you've got about 50 other guys who are now just one of the boys.
It's like this. The women serve as neutralizers. Their beauty and sex appeal distracts each man's focus away from his competition and places it solely on her.
So, with the focus of each man redirected to a calming place, a nurturing bosom, if you will, peace can flourish between rival kingdoms. It doesn't matter what kind of money each man has because the strippers treat them all like gold. $1 dollar from Sam or a $ dollar from Jim, it's still a dollar and she will dance for it
Now, with no visible threat and plenty of distractions walking around, men can unite against a common foe. The Gold Digger! This isn't the same Gold Digger outside of the club trying to take your Lexus, this one is honest from jump. She will not only tell you upfront how much it costs, she'll also tell the guy next to you and the guy next to him right in front of you. She is bad and you know it and she knows you know it.
"In the strip club, every man is king and he will be treated as such regardless of his short-comings"
It's like this. The women serve as neutralizers. Their beauty and sex appeal distracts each man's focus away from his competition and places it solely on her.
So, with the focus of each man redirected to a calming place, a nurturing bosom, if you will, peace can flourish between rival kingdoms. It doesn't matter what kind of money each man has because the strippers treat them all like gold. $1 dollar from Sam or a $ dollar from Jim, it's still a dollar and she will dance for it
Now, with no visible threat and plenty of distractions walking around, men can unite against a common foe. The Gold Digger! This isn't the same Gold Digger outside of the club trying to take your Lexus, this one is honest from jump. She will not only tell you upfront how much it costs, she'll also tell the guy next to you and the guy next to him right in front of you. She is bad and you know it and she knows you know it.
"In the strip club, every man is king and he will be treated as such regardless of his short-comings"
Reason #2: A Killer Sound System
Drop That Bass! Believe it or not that guy behind the booth knows just what songs to play to keep the girls bouncin and music thumpin!
Have you ever been inside one of the strip clubs and heard some of the floor crackin bass? Well, I can tell you that they are not playing Beyonce's greatest hits..lol
The music they play is either hardcore rock, hardcore rap or dance music and it is very loud! The louder the better because when it's loud the women have to lean into you to hear what you are saying;)
And if the women are leaning in close, the men are spending more money and forgetting about all that drama they left at the office. It's really hard to think about that argument you had with your girl when Passion is twerkin to your favorite tune.
Your man is literally immersed in a fantasy of sex, drugs and rock-n-roll! Now what guy doesn't love that?
Have you ever been inside one of the strip clubs and heard some of the floor crackin bass? Well, I can tell you that they are not playing Beyonce's greatest hits..lol
The music they play is either hardcore rock, hardcore rap or dance music and it is very loud! The louder the better because when it's loud the women have to lean into you to hear what you are saying;)
And if the women are leaning in close, the men are spending more money and forgetting about all that drama they left at the office. It's really hard to think about that argument you had with your girl when Passion is twerkin to your favorite tune.
Your man is literally immersed in a fantasy of sex, drugs and rock-n-roll! Now what guy doesn't love that?
Reason #3: Never Ending Bar
The picture alone should tell you how hot the service is. So not only are you surrounded by your new chums listening to awesome tunes. You cocktail is served by a hot bartender that breathes fire. It just doesn't get much better than that.
I bet you'd be surprised to find that some guys come to the strip club just to have a few drinks and get over the day. Not every strip club run is all about looking at naked women, sometimes it's just to have a good drink with the fellas. The cutie in 6-inch heels walking behind him is just a bonus. Who would've thought?
I bet you'd be surprised to find that some guys come to the strip club just to have a few drinks and get over the day. Not every strip club run is all about looking at naked women, sometimes it's just to have a good drink with the fellas. The cutie in 6-inch heels walking behind him is just a bonus. Who would've thought?
Reason #4: Deep Thought
Should I Paint The Deck Blue Or Green? Hmm As a man, sometimes it can seem like you don't have time to yourself, time alone or time to think. So why not go to a strip club where you can have piece of mind and get lost in quality distractions?
It's a little hard to think at home with someone nagging about the boots that were left in the living room. Or some pesky neighbor coming over to trade spaghetti recipes with his lady during "special time".
In the strip club, your man is free to think how he wants and for that moment just be one of the guys. There's no sex in the champagne room and at the end of the night, he'll be back home, ready for you.
Besides, being around all those THOTs will make him remember the special lady he has at home even more;)
It's a little hard to think at home with someone nagging about the boots that were left in the living room. Or some pesky neighbor coming over to trade spaghetti recipes with his lady during "special time".
In the strip club, your man is free to think how he wants and for that moment just be one of the guys. There's no sex in the champagne room and at the end of the night, he'll be back home, ready for you.
Besides, being around all those THOTs will make him remember the special lady he has at home even more;)
Reason #5 Fantasy
 | As you know by now, men are visual creatures! There's nothing better than an eye-popping glimpse of something they can't have. Something that is within arms reach, but yet so far away. It's just like that Lamborghini your babe always talks about or that yacht he's going to buy. You know he'll never get it, but he keeps talking about it, while he rides around in a Honda. You do the same thing, when you read a good book, the mysterious lover who knocks on your door and blows your socks off right in the kitchen. It's okay, you don't have to admit it, but we know you fantasize as well. You can also look at it this way, would you rather have him surrounded by women he'll never have or close to ones that are begging for his attention? |
So there you have it...5 reasons your man is at the strip club. Now I wonder what would be the 5 reasons women go to strip clubs? Hmmm.... Care to comment below and have some fun? Thanks for reading ^_^
-Jamaal(LoverOfLife)
As always, don't forget to share this with a friend looking for a good read! Spread the knowledge
-Jamaal(LoverOfLife)
As always, don't forget to share this with a friend looking for a good read! Spread the knowledge
RSS Feed
