Babe, You Ain't All That!

  Now we're all aware that there are some "beautiful" people in the world and then there are those of us that do good to get a second look.  However, some of the "beautiful" people think just because they look a certain way they can act as funky as they want without being a total asshole.  This is not the case.  It doesn't matter how attractive someone is on the outside, it's what on the inside that makes people truly special.

  Have you ever dated someone you thought was "OMG" and then they turned out to be a complete douche or bonafide bitch?  Did you cut them off and give them a piece of your mind or did you stay because of their beauty?  If there's one thing you learn today, it will be that "looks" are not as important as you might think.  

Oh Really?

Yep, looks aren't everything, they are just the gravy on top of a good dish.  Think about it, if someone put world famous gravy in a dish would you eat it by itself?  You would probably at least taste it, but you wouldn't eat a whole bowl.  Why?  Because you need quality nourishment underneath.  

Now what do I mean by nourishment?  I'm talking about the stuff that's going to stick to your ribs and heat you up when it's cold at night.  I'm talking about that finger-lickin "too-good-to-stop-eatin" give me more of dat!  

      "Can I get a witness, who's hungry?..lol"

 What I'm talking about is the real meat and potatoes you look for in a quality "babe".  The qualities far more satisfying and rewarding than just a "pretty" face.  So take a look down at the menu below and see what type of dish you really want =)

Yes really Mr. Cat, You're cute, but you ain't all that.

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What You Got A Taste For?

Don't let my size fool ya now, I got you for real

Roast:  Someone who is a little robust on the outside, but full of flavor you can trust in the middle.  You know the type, the ones that give you kisses so sweet that you just have to lick your lips and fingertips.

The roast is a quality catch because it's good with or without gravy.  You can also slap this thing next your mashed potato self and call it "Dinner"!  Just, don't be alarmed by their slow cook because once they heat up, you will be stuffed..lol

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Today was really crazy, but I love you!

Spaghetti:  Someone who is kind of thrown together, but well-rounded once you dig in.  You know, those people that may have a few quirks, but they make you feel special as hell.  It's the sauce within that pulls you in with this one. 

Now, one of the biggest complaints about spaghetti is that it stains your shirt.  Well, if you are suckin down noodles what do you expect...lol  If it's good, it's good, enjoy your meal.

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Look at that sauce just drippin of me..Oh Lawd..lol

Ribs:  Someone who may not have the best curves or pecs in the world, but they are fun as hell!  Everyone loves em, your friends, mom and even your church.  The best part about them is that at night they need lots of sauce..your sauce... to keep their bones warm and hot;)

Now, if you don't have the sauce, this dish might be too much for you..lol  But if you do, Bon Appetit !

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  Now, I could sit here all day and make analogies of people and food, but I just wanted to illustrate a few points.  

• There are so many wonderful qualities that you can find in someone who doesn't look like filet migon. 
• Looks aren't everything and you want someone that's going to hold you down when you're hungry.  
• You can get a lot farther down the road of life with a roast than you would with a shrimp cocktail..lol

       So go now, Eat, Drink and be Merry.  Taste the many flavors that life has to offer.  Be full of Happy.  

                                                                                                                                  -Cheers                                                                                                                                                          Jamaal(LoverOfLife)

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