So you want to get rid of your boyfriend do ya? Tired of him not being the man of your dreams? Or maybe you're just pissed off at men in general and want to make someone pay?
Well, have no fear, I've got what you need right here. In this one insight, I will share with you 10 steps you can take right now that will have him breaking the door down to leave your relationship. Let's Go...
Well, have no fear, I've got what you need right here. In this one insight, I will share with you 10 steps you can take right now that will have him breaking the door down to leave your relationship. Let's Go...
#1 Have Mind-Blowing Sex With Anyone That Is Not Your Boyfriend
Cheating on your boyfriend can be one of the quickest ways to piss him off and make him wish that he never met you. Think about it, you know how possessive he is, wouldn't it just blow his face off to know that you've been giving your cookies to someone else?
Just imagine, he works all day and spends what little bit of money he makes to take you on a date and you reward him by sleeping with some random joker at the gas station.
But if you're more of a quiet gal and don't have the gut for the cheating, you can always....
Just imagine, he works all day and spends what little bit of money he makes to take you on a date and you reward him by sleeping with some random joker at the gas station.
But if you're more of a quiet gal and don't have the gut for the cheating, you can always....
#2 Yell At Your Boyfriend For No Reason
You know just let him have it for no reason at all. Call him everything but a child of God just because you're bored.
I don't know about you, but I can't think of any man that likes to be slammed with negative blast after negative blast just because you're in a bad mood. This will surely get him talking about how bad you make him feel and why he should leave.
Going off on your boyfriend for no reason will hit him psychologically and ruin his self-esteem. But, if he's the stubborn type and can't take a hint...
I don't know about you, but I can't think of any man that likes to be slammed with negative blast after negative blast just because you're in a bad mood. This will surely get him talking about how bad you make him feel and why he should leave.
Going off on your boyfriend for no reason will hit him psychologically and ruin his self-esteem. But, if he's the stubborn type and can't take a hint...
#3 Do Not Return His Phone Calls Or Texts In The Same Day
Just let him call or text you 10/20 times, leaving message after message which will only add fuel to his frustration and push him ever closer to the door.
At this point, you have him in the palm of your hand because he has no idea of where the relationship is. He won't know if he's coming or going and he'll be thinking you're creepin on him, but you're actually just watching Netflix and eating ice cream.
At this point, you have him in the palm of your hand because he has no idea of where the relationship is. He won't know if he's coming or going and he'll be thinking you're creepin on him, but you're actually just watching Netflix and eating ice cream.
#4 Tell Him How Much He Reminds You Of Your Ex Daily
Oh, you've just got to make sure you do this one! I mean, "Who doesn't love being compared to an Ex? Nothing better than a man thinking he's doing something different in your relationship just before you hit him with "That's what my ex used to do".
Especially, if you say it when you're pissed off or better yet when you're really happy. Say things like, "My ex used to kiss me the way you do" or "My last boyfriend was a minute man just like you". Lol, you better make sure you have an escape hatch because shit could get nasty, but that's what you want isn't it?
Now there are some subtle tactics you can use such as ...
Especially, if you say it when you're pissed off or better yet when you're really happy. Say things like, "My ex used to kiss me the way you do" or "My last boyfriend was a minute man just like you". Lol, you better make sure you have an escape hatch because shit could get nasty, but that's what you want isn't it?
Now there are some subtle tactics you can use such as ...
#5 Dressing Up To Go Out With The Girls And Dressing Down For Him
Nothing gets a guy's brain racing like watching his girlfriend get beautified to go out to a club where she will meet men, all while looking like a million bucks.
I'm talking about pulling out all the stops, the black dress, the high heels that good perfume and the fingernails. Do not skimp on the accessories and make sure he knows you're going to have the night of your life without him.
And if you want to kick it up a notch, you can even get a few pregame drinks in before your girlfriends pick you up in a car worth 10 times as much as his. Just don't get so caught up in the excitement that you forget to tell him "Don't wait up" on your way out the door.
I'm talking about pulling out all the stops, the black dress, the high heels that good perfume and the fingernails. Do not skimp on the accessories and make sure he knows you're going to have the night of your life without him.
And if you want to kick it up a notch, you can even get a few pregame drinks in before your girlfriends pick you up in a car worth 10 times as much as his. Just don't get so caught up in the excitement that you forget to tell him "Don't wait up" on your way out the door.
#6 Use Sex As A Weapon
Sex is one of the deadliest tools in your arsenal. With sex you can make your boyfriend feel like a King or the court jester, it's all up to you.
So why not make him beg for it? Make him plead his undying love and then don't give him none at all. Tease him constantly and when he tries to kiss you tell him that you're tired. Tell him that sex is the last thing on your mind as you lay on top of the bed naked, smelling like roses and listening to R.Kelly.
So why not make him beg for it? Make him plead his undying love and then don't give him none at all. Tease him constantly and when he tries to kiss you tell him that you're tired. Tell him that sex is the last thing on your mind as you lay on top of the bed naked, smelling like roses and listening to R.Kelly.
#7 Never Tell The Truth
I don't care if he ask you if it's raining outside and buckets of water are falling off the roof, tell him, "It's a sunny day".
If he asks you what you did last night with the girls, use your imagination and get as creative as you want, but don't tell him that you really just ate pizza and watched The Notebook three times.
If he asks you what you did last night with the girls, use your imagination and get as creative as you want, but don't tell him that you really just ate pizza and watched The Notebook three times.
#8 Cook A Fabulous Meal For Yourself And Don't Share One Crumb
I know there are some of you out there that love to cook a good meal and share it with your boyfriend, but since you're trying to lose him, this is not possible.
You've got to go in the kitchen, break out the peppers and all your spices and only cook enough for one. And if he asks where his plate is, tell him that you forgot he was even in the house.
Plus, when you eat the food, you've got to act like it's pure gold. He needs to know that you're eating the best meal ever..without him.
You've got to go in the kitchen, break out the peppers and all your spices and only cook enough for one. And if he asks where his plate is, tell him that you forgot he was even in the house.
Plus, when you eat the food, you've got to act like it's pure gold. He needs to know that you're eating the best meal ever..without him.
#9 Change Your Facebook Relationship Status To "It's Complicated"
You know it was only a matter of time before we got Social Media involved..lol
By now, you should know that nothing is real until it happens on Facebook. One change in your status and you'll have men and women coming out the woodwork to speak their truth on your status.
This is all the more reason to post, "It's Complicated", so that any of his friends stalking your page can alert him to the fact that you are conflicted about your relationship.
The best part is, he will get hit with all types of questions that he is unprepared to answer like, "Is she cheating on you?" and "What happened, I thought she loved you?". Just imagine all the sleepless nights he will have over this one!
By now, you should know that nothing is real until it happens on Facebook. One change in your status and you'll have men and women coming out the woodwork to speak their truth on your status.
This is all the more reason to post, "It's Complicated", so that any of his friends stalking your page can alert him to the fact that you are conflicted about your relationship.
The best part is, he will get hit with all types of questions that he is unprepared to answer like, "Is she cheating on you?" and "What happened, I thought she loved you?". Just imagine all the sleepless nights he will have over this one!
#10 Tell His Personal Secrets To Everyone You Know
Now, throughout the course of a relationship, you will learn many things about the man you date. You will learn his fears, likes and innermost secrets that even his own mama doesn't know.
He's given you the keys to his heart, his identify and his dignity. You have information that could literally destroy his reputation, his credibility and his soul. By telling his personal business to the right people, he will be a lamb fit to slaughter.
No one wants to date someone that they can't trust, so in doing this, he may banish you from his "kingdom" on site..but that's what you wanted anyway..right?
He's given you the keys to his heart, his identify and his dignity. You have information that could literally destroy his reputation, his credibility and his soul. By telling his personal business to the right people, he will be a lamb fit to slaughter.
No one wants to date someone that they can't trust, so in doing this, he may banish you from his "kingdom" on site..but that's what you wanted anyway..right?
So Now You May Be Wondering...
"Why did Jamaal, just tell me all these horrible things I can do to get rid of my boyfriend?" Well, the answer is simple...
If you do the exact opposite of everything I have shared, this is how you keep your boyfriend ^_^
Stay Drama-Free
-Jamaal(LoverOfLife)
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If you do the exact opposite of everything I have shared, this is how you keep your boyfriend ^_^
Stay Drama-Free
-Jamaal(LoverOfLife)
If you enjoyed reading this insight, share it with someone you know. Also, if you haven't signed up for the BYT Newsletter do it now, so that you don't miss out on the extra tips I only share with dedicated readers of BYT.
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