 | "If you blow up someone's phone just because they didn't answer on the first ring...You Are Trippin!" -Jamaal Boy boy boy, if this one right here isn't a thorn in everybody's side! How many of you have been on the receiving end of a full scale Bitchfest just because you missed a call? Or didn't respond to a text the moment you got it? I swear sometimes people think we don't have lives and are just sitting by the phone waiting to hear them talk. If you can relate to this, then you're a survivor(lol)! You should get a gold star for even dealing with that drama, but why did they even flip-out in the first place? Want to find out? Let's Go! |
5 Reasons He/She Is Trippin Because You Didn't Answer The Phone
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Number 1:
Insecure- They are thinking that you've got to be talking to another chick or some dude because you didn't answer. It's almost impossible for them to conceive that you were talking to your sick mother about how she's going to get to her next dialysis treatment. Plus, the idea of you being sick or taking a nap could never cross their mind because they can't think outside of their paranoid reality. This is the most common reason.
Number 2:
Self-Centered- You know the ones where the world revolves around them and they think you are their personal slave. They assume your life is so uninteresting that the slightest wisp or *ahem* from them is going to make your whole week. They are more than stuck on themselves and are definitely a drain on any semblance you can have of a long-lasting relationship. You don't want this type of tripper on your line, so drop them off at the nearest bus stop. That means cut them off..A.S.A.P
Number 3:
Needy- In a perfect world everyone answers their phone on the first ring and says "Hello" with an enthusiastic grin. This is not the case in the real world! We have lives, jobs, responsibilities and other things going on besides breaking our necks to answer the phone. If someone is "needy" they need constant and continual reassurance that they are "Number One" on your list. So when you helped that old lady carry her groceries upstairs and could not answer your phone, it doesn't register on their radar.
Number 4:
Cheater- Don't run now! Some of you may be in this realm yourselves, but that's none of my business..lol (Had to get my kermit on right quick) You've got to look at it like this, if they are out creepin then naturally you are too. That's their mindset, even though you aren't and this is what pisses us off! Nobody likes a cheater, especially one that trips over a monster of their own creation.
Number 5:
Neurotic- This has to be the worst reason someone trips over a missed phone call. When someone is neurotic that means they are unstable and not really capable of making rational decisions. The individual may call repeatedly many times over because they are afraid that aliens have abducted your soul. Well, maybe not your soul, but they are pretty damn serious about hearing your voice on the other side of the phone. You may need to proceed with caution if your sweety is neurotic because you never know how far they will go.
Insecure- They are thinking that you've got to be talking to another chick or some dude because you didn't answer. It's almost impossible for them to conceive that you were talking to your sick mother about how she's going to get to her next dialysis treatment. Plus, the idea of you being sick or taking a nap could never cross their mind because they can't think outside of their paranoid reality. This is the most common reason.
Number 2:
Self-Centered- You know the ones where the world revolves around them and they think you are their personal slave. They assume your life is so uninteresting that the slightest wisp or *ahem* from them is going to make your whole week. They are more than stuck on themselves and are definitely a drain on any semblance you can have of a long-lasting relationship. You don't want this type of tripper on your line, so drop them off at the nearest bus stop. That means cut them off..A.S.A.P
Number 3:
Needy- In a perfect world everyone answers their phone on the first ring and says "Hello" with an enthusiastic grin. This is not the case in the real world! We have lives, jobs, responsibilities and other things going on besides breaking our necks to answer the phone. If someone is "needy" they need constant and continual reassurance that they are "Number One" on your list. So when you helped that old lady carry her groceries upstairs and could not answer your phone, it doesn't register on their radar.
Number 4:
Cheater- Don't run now! Some of you may be in this realm yourselves, but that's none of my business..lol (Had to get my kermit on right quick) You've got to look at it like this, if they are out creepin then naturally you are too. That's their mindset, even though you aren't and this is what pisses us off! Nobody likes a cheater, especially one that trips over a monster of their own creation.
Number 5:
Neurotic- This has to be the worst reason someone trips over a missed phone call. When someone is neurotic that means they are unstable and not really capable of making rational decisions. The individual may call repeatedly many times over because they are afraid that aliens have abducted your soul. Well, maybe not your soul, but they are pretty damn serious about hearing your voice on the other side of the phone. You may need to proceed with caution if your sweety is neurotic because you never know how far they will go.
Hopefully this little rundown has given you some insight on the possible reasons that your babe is trippin over a missed call. In future articles, I'll give you a few pointers on how to deal with it, but I'm sure at the moment you've got a call to return..lol
Now, as always, I'd like to hear your thoughts on the topic, so what's been your experience?
Cheers
-Jamaal(Lover Of Life)
Now, as always, I'd like to hear your thoughts on the topic, so what's been your experience?
Cheers
-Jamaal(Lover Of Life)
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